There are plenty of things you can do in your bedroom. You can watch TV, read a book or, of course, slumber peacefully. But by far the most fun you can have in the bedroom (or, indeed, any room) is to get a little more active. With a partner. And without clothes. But to truly get the most out of your love live, there are certain things you should and shouldn’t do. Some are common sense, some you might not have thought about before. Here’s the top 8 things to NEVER do before getting involved in bedroom Olympics…
1, Don’t drink too much. If there’s one thing in the world most likely to get you amorous, it’s alcohol. But boozing pre-love making is not a good idea. It’s affects circulation to your vital organs (in men AND women) and also dulls sensation. Plus you’re unlikely to remember what happened!
2, Don’t get wrapped up in how you look in your birthday suit. Your partner clearly finds you physically attractive, so just roll with it. In fact, the one they probably don’t find attractive about you is how much you hate how you look.
3, Don’t eat too much. Sugary high carb foods are likely to lead to a listless performance. You don’t want to be trying to get down while fighting a food coma. The body sends blood to the stomach to help digest the grub and you need that blood to be going to other areas! And you don’t want to miss out on climaxing.
4, Don’t forget to have some lubricant nearby. Especially for older people, it can really help fight dryness. But it can also aid sensation for younger people too.
5, Don’t forget to pee. Preferably before and after. It’s good to flush out the system before otherwise the act can be uncomfortable, especially for women. Bacteria can lead to UTIs, so it’s advisable to use the bathroom afterwards too.
6, Don’t skip a quick hygiene check. We’re not telling you to grab a shower or to bathe, but a quick hygiene check in the bathroom is a good idea. You know what we’re talking about. You don’t want to put your partner off some of the more intimate acts. Especially when oral is so good for you!
7, Don’t forget to have protection ready if you need it. It can be a real mood killer to have to stop proceedings to look for it. And you don’t need the temptation to go without it…
8, Don’t forget to brush your teeth. Or at the very least chew some gum. C’mon – be polite!
Not got a partner? Don’t worry… Solo action is good for you too!
