‘To The Man Doing My Wife…’ Not an opener you’ll read very often for an ad on Craigslist, certainly. Unless you live in Reading, Philadelphia. Where you might well have seen and read and laughed at a quite unusual ad on there written by a man whose wife had been cheating on him…
He had found out about the affair and left her. But he wanted to establish a few ground rules with the man who had usurped him at home. But in the most chill way possible. It was quite incredible!
They included some brilliant requests like this hilarious ones:
‘Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5-year-old son believes if it’s not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?’
‘After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks).’
Here’s how the ad looked:
Our favourite bit? That end…
‘P.S. I’m going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.’
Dude – we salute you! What do you make of this laid-back hero?