When you’ve got a dog, you kind of have to walk it. Like, every day. It’s one of the rules. And with most people’s days being busy, the only real time a lot of us get to take our pet pooches out for walkies is at night. but that’s not always the safest, especially if you live in a slightly dubious neighborhood.

Sure, you’ve got your dog out with you, but let’s be honest, for every ferocious canine that should come with a health warning, there’s a dozen that are more likely to lick a mugger than chase after them. So maybe you need to toughen up the look of your dog? Well, a Russian dog accessories company called Zveryatum have got your back!

Check it out:

It’s just like any other muzzle, except with a little decorative alterations at the front to gie the impression of a crazed beast. Hey, a bit far? Don’t want to get arrested? Okay, maybe just shoot one in for Halloween… They’re only $30.

Creepy, huh?!